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This Toy Cat is Perfect Nightmare Fuel

Sweet dreams aren’t made of this.

Mother F*cker Phone

Get one for your child immediately.

RC Superman

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Tickle Me Elmo On Fire!

It tickles! It tickles! Elmo’s a sadistic fuck.

Keyboard Cat – The Toy!

Thank whatever fictional god(s) you believe exists, because they have answered all our prayers.

Kick the BALZAC

Note to the ad men, if you’re bringing a children’s toy don’t name if after a man’s hairy purse.