All rise for America’s new national anthem.
Posts Tagged ‘president’
In other news Vladimir Putin legally changes his name to ‘Victor Von Doom’
He may do a mean Al Green impression, but can he run a country?
Let’s hope this man becomes president of the free world ASAP!
And this, ladies, gentlemen, and Republicans, is what makes the internet so great. Sarah Palin’s “libel blood” speech, minus the speech, and just her breath instead.
Witchcraft, lurid nights, backstabbing, lies, sex, video tapes, marches to restore/rebuke sanity. It’s all there in the midterm elections, in the red corner Obama and an administration who’re hated; in the blue corner teabagging tea party members and the crazies who’re so paranoid, it seems their own paranoia is out to get them.
I like the prez cos the prez smokes dope. No wait, that was Clinton, but he didn’t inhale. Make sure you inhale kids and you could be the next leader of your country, just like Obama. *inhales*