When you hit six bananas in a row on Mario Kart.
Posts Tagged ‘Mario’
A foul-mouthed plumber tries to make sense of the Mushroom Kingdom.
It’s about time some realism was brought to bear on Mario World.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! YES!!!
Mushrooms? Flowers? No, it’s all about the AXE.
Not got much to do today? Then why not watch everyone’s favourite fictional Italian plumber climb up a vine plant for 10 hours.
You know when you’ve been playing a video-game for so long, like maybe five days straight, and then the real world begins to warp into the game. You think you need to shoot out every CCTV camera, or ram every car in front. Well, this guy has been playing way too much Mario 64.
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Those poor enemies of Mario, always getting stomped on and abused. But what if say Koopa picked up the invincible star power-up for a change, huh? How about that, the tables have turned and Mario doesn’t seem quite a-such a tough guy.
You can always rely on Mario et al to help out in times of desperation, like the monstrous oil spill ogf the American coast. Go guys!
I can’t wait to see what Apple do with the other Mario power-ups.
Here’s Mario and Princess Peaches getting it on, it’s kind of NSFW.
Don’t be disturbed, just look at the facts: Mario’s a plumber, and he has a porn star moustache - this tape was inevitable.
What to wear? Hmm…