Watch the new trailer for comedian Jordan Peele’s horror movie.
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But it’s still not quite as repulsive as the real things.
Sounds like a fox in heat, getting strangled by a cat.
What if Carl wasn’t such a nice guy after all?
Never sit down on a toilet in Australia without checking it first.
After his cat dies, a man goes on a murderous rampage to try and bring him back. I don’t even.
It’s worse than you could’ve possibly imagined.
Lee Hardcastle shows a simple trick you can do with black bulbs. But then things go a bit strange…
‘Do you wanna build a nightmare?’
This is proof that monsters have got a sense of humor. And that it’s completely terrifying.
He looks like he’d be the worst flatmate ever.
“Hey Carlos, me and the girls are wanting to sneak into an abandoned mental asylum this weekend with a Ouija boardâ€”wanna come?” “No, I don’t.”
You just know that when someone tells a creepy story it will end in tears…and blood…and guts!
It’s like the uncanny, twisted unholy abomination of a brother of Keyboard Cat sent to terrify the world until the end of days.
The Stuff, makes rivers of spunk cascade out your eyes and mouth.
Ewww. After watching this guy you’ll feel like you need to clear your browser history and then dump your computer in a lake. Creepy barely describes the guy’s hair let alone what he talks about.
Halloweenâ€™s approaching, which means lots of girls in skimpy clothes â€” bonus â€” and you get to scare the living crap out of your buddies and little bro, and no one can bust your ass for it. But instead of having to go about the labourious business of setting up a trick, use this instead [...]
Oh it’s nothing, just some Soviet scientists in the 1940s experimenting with severed heads and bringing dead animals back to life. What? You mean you’ve never done that with Fluffy your childhood bunny? Oh come on! Don’t be such a pussy. Who doesn’t want the severed head of their dead pet twitching back to unholy [...]
Holy mother of all that is right and good in this sick, rotten world. What ungodly, cursed fresh voodoo hell is this? It’s like the devil took a shit and turned it into a film. That’s how fresh it is. Bad times.