Posts Tagged ‘zombie’

So as we enter the final week of our existence and the countdown begins to the end of the world, lets take a moment to reflect on what advantages the Mayan prophecy has presented us with.

Lysergic acid diethylamide is a helluva drug. By all accounts this looks to me like LSD win.

Everyone’s favourite zomromcom gets an abridged version. Basically he starts out starring in a sitcom called Spaced, makes a zombie movie, next thing you know he’s in Mission Impossible and the Star trek movie and BAM! The nerdy guy becomes a Hollywood actor. The end.

When that fated zombie apocalypse comes that’s been predicted in all those movies that are based on fact, this will be the place to hide out (It’s actually an abandoned coal mine in Fukuoka Prefecture, Japan). And there’s even a playground next door to take the kids when the zombies go for their afternoon nap.

When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk Madison, Wisconsin.

Earthquakes, tsunamis and possible nuclear meltdown in Japan, revolution sweeping the Middle East, and now a seal crying out like human. Time to barricade yourself in the bunker. The zombie apocalypse is imminent.

The rotting, flesh-eating undead are one thing, you know how to deal with them. Head shots all the way. But a decent pair of tits? Now there’s a dilemma, lifeless or not a good pair of tits is a good pair of tits. And all those lonely nights in an apocalyptic burnt out husk of [...]

Nerd rock is how this band style themselves, and if that’s how they (rock n’) roll, then why the fuck not. In this zombie apocalypse animation by Damon O’Keefe and Daisy Church we get pop cultural references in abundance, like X-Men boxers, and stuff. And the band are playing a ukulele. I’ll see you after [...]