So this is what happened to Paul the octopus, huh? Needs moar psychic.
Posts Tagged ‘world cup’
I knew it, I knew soccer was the work of the devil. Christ, they don’t even wear pads and what sort of godless game ends in a draw? The game of Beelzebub, that’s what. First they came for our sports, and we did not speak out. Well they will not take our freedom, those communist [...]
As if watching the real thing wasn’t damning enough, here’s all the dismal play (from the England team at least), from that harrowing game. Watching it in LEGO makes it all look rather cute and entertaining. Maybe in the next World Cup England could substitute their players for LEGO men? Just an idea for the [...]
Here it is, and it’s a good one. The lesson? Don’t fuck with Chuck.
So, the vuvuzela, a contentious issue, the Marmite factor of the World Cup, you love it or hate it. Personally, I’d rather hear the distraught cries of starving orphans and the squelch of kittens being crushed by frightened elephants, but I suppose if you were to defend them they bring instant atmosphere. Dan Bull doesn’t [...]
The English started their World Cup campaign in typical fashion, a nation’s hopes were dashed against the ragged rocks of brutal lame-footed reality. I think a whole nation was pulling an OMG Cat face as Robert Green fumbled England’s chances of a win. As that ball fell out of his hands, a nation’s jaw dropped, [...]
Unless you’ve been living down a well with with baseballs stuffed in your ears you’ll know that the FIFA World Cup starts today. We all know Australia are going to win it, famed for their prowess on the soccer field while drinking a cup of tea and singing waltzing Matilda and spitting at the Queen [...]
So Daft Punk, Snoop Dogg and David Beckham walk into the Mos Eisley Cantina, and this happens…Just check out Snoop wielding a lightsaber, that guy may have the death sentence on twelve systems, but Snoop smokes the chronic and sips on gin and juice. Fo’ rizzle dizzles.