Posts Tagged ‘space’

Carl Sagan recorded a message to future Martian settlers and this is it. Maybe we’ll be playing it to them soon.

Don’t cry for Robbie, he’s already dead…

Open your puny human mind to the splendour of the cosmic travellers of the Apollo missions, and cry salty tears at Sagan’s sage-like, enunciated words.

If you thought the Northern Lights looked good from earth, then you need to get your lazy ass up into space.

Ah, the sage-like voice of Carl “Omniscient” Sagan. It’s like if the universe could speak in the English language, this is what it would sound like.

This little unicorn is the fastest rainbow deliverer in the west. Don’t get your fantasies delivered by anyone else, he’s the best. He’ll throw in some dream dust and hope biscuits as well if you ask nicely. He also shits fairies. Amazing.

Every child wanted to be an astronaut, flying into the unknown reaches of a mysterious cosmos for the good of mankind. But reality bit. Now you can realize that dream by WINNING a FREE trip to SPACE. Imagine it! Time is ticking, so get playing to win!