Posts Tagged ‘sex’

Whatever way you look at it, it’s sound advice.

And that’s how goatees are made.

No sex before marriage, if you do it will lead to depression and your soul will be eaten by howling banshees. So stick to the virgin ladder to success.

So this is how horse trainers celebrate a win. Nasty.

It’s good to see the the county of Leicestershire, UK using the medium of the kids to get the message of safe sex across. I mean, every kid knows that 8-bit gaming is the future.
Game on, indeed.

Always, always, always trust a bald one-eyed Mad Scientist toy, especially on matters of getting some horizontal jogging action from the chicks. This guy sleeps on a bed made from naked women, he knows.

Well, this is rather disturbing. A little girl walking about asking people about donkey punches, a dirty sanchez and other degenerate sex acts. Something’s not right here, after watching this clip you’ll feel the need to scrub yourself in an acid shower with a razor blade.

Here’s Mario and Princess Peaches getting it on, it’s kind of NSFW.
Don’t be disturbed, just look at the facts: Mario’s a plumber, and he has a porn star moustache - this tape was inevitable.

Bringing a whole new meaning to penetrative sex…