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Keanu Reeves: Gentleman or Douche?

Or gentle douche? Anyway, where the fuck is his sandwich? And why the fuck is he not aging?

The Matrix’s Inception

Do you eat the blue pill, the red pill, or is that just a totem of someone else’s dream inside Pandora’s box trapped in a enigma? It Keanu a fabrication of Leonardo’s mental patient in Shutter Island? Will Leo play similar confused characters caught in a world that he thinks is real but might be [...]

World Cup Post of the Day

Here it is, and it’s a good one. The lesson? Don’t fuck with Chuck.