Posts Tagged ‘japan’

Clearly the greatest super hero ever.

No matter whether you’re vegetable, human, mineral or animal, suicide should never be an option.

Your move, Japan.

This is pretty much how I react when I see a giant robot dinosaur too.

It all makes perfect sense.

Nothing to see here. Just a 24 hour game of tag where Japanese people are locked in a stadium and chased by gimps who beat them.

Yep, it’s that part of the internet again.

So this is what they do with old Furby parts.

Don’t ask. Just watch.

Great, now aliens can fully enjoy shitty pizza too.

The fucking goddamn Japanese. They can’t even do a milk advert without doing backflips down the street and crawling about like a fucking crab. But that’s why we love them.

I’ll see your Japan and I’ll raise it these guys. Oh, what’s that Japan? Huh? That’s what I thought, nothing. You’ve got nothing to come back with, have you? Best go team up with those crazy Scandinavians and then we’ll see who wins the internet.

When that fated zombie apocalypse comes that’s been predicted in all those movies that are based on fact, this will be the place to hide out (It’s actually an abandoned coal mine in Fukuoka Prefecture, Japan). And there’s even a playground next door to take the kids when the zombies go for their afternoon nap.

The recession can be tough on rural communities. The farmers especially. Lots of them are out of work and desperate for any kind of job. Which is why this farmer’s son shouldn’t be so upset that he’s become a human trough at the whim of a naked seductress.

At the hinterland of reality exists a world where fictional individualistic AI agents meet Japanese television mascots. This is that world.

There’s nothing sexier than a raw egg yolk. The embryonic, slimy texture plus the fear of salmonella is a real turn on. No?