Posts Tagged ‘horror’

Charlie! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You just know that when someone tells a creepy story it will end in tears…and blood…and guts!

It’s like the uncanny, twisted unholy abomination of a brother of Keyboard Cat sent to terrify the world until the end of days.

The Stuff, makes rivers of spunk cascade out your eyes and mouth.

Ewww. After watching this guy you’ll feel like you need to clear your browser history and then dump your computer in a lake. Creepy barely describes the guy’s hair let alone what he talks about.

Halloween’s approaching, which means lots of girls in skimpy clothes — bonus — and you get to scare the living crap out of your buddies and little bro, and no one can bust your ass for it. But instead of having to go about the labourious business of setting up a trick, use this instead [...]

Oh it’s nothing, just some Soviet scientists in the 1940s experimenting with severed heads and bringing dead animals back to life. What? You mean you’ve never done that with Fluffy your childhood bunny? Oh come on! Don’t be such a pussy. Who doesn’t want the severed head of their dead pet twitching back to unholy [...]

Holy mother of all that is right and good in this sick, rotten world. What ungodly, cursed fresh voodoo hell is this? It’s like the devil took a shit and turned it into a film. That’s how fresh it is. Bad times.

Ever get that feeling that everyone in your town is acting strange & it seems like you’re the only sane person? What if it wasn’t just your imagination - that’s what’s happening here & it’s a terrifying concept.
Who would you turn to?