Posts Tagged ‘god’

Can you disprove god? Well, if god did exist surely he would’ve smited this guy from the earth.

That is all.

Militant atheists, they’re everywhere. Stuck in their own reality tunnel just like you and me. So what if someone believes in the Flying Spag Monster or King Kong or fairies living in their gums. Who gives a shit.

If only my god was Morgan Freeman, but I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And he’s a mean spirited pasta freak. I think we should build a giant golden shrine to Morgan in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Who’s with me?

So rock gods go to heaven too? I hope so. And what about food? Does food go to heaven? Like rice, does that go to heaven? Those god botherers certainly are a confusing bunch.

Make your own at Church sign maker.

Oh. Dear. So it’s legal to teach kids what amounts to nursery rhymes as truth? F#ck, why don’t we teach kids that a giant green panda with candy eyes and arms made from love created the universe by sh#tting marshmallows and fluffy clouds out of its butt.
No Chuck, NO! Somebody set a godless Satanic [...]