Posts Tagged ‘drunk’

Who says dangerous weapons and alcohol don’t mix?

There’s no contest really.

You’ve got to hand it to them, those old drunk Russian dudes know how to party.

It’s all fun and games until they wake up in a pool of their own vomit and urine.

Dude is a legend. Let him off with a caution.

The things men do for pussy.

Kids, this is how you drink!

If these people hadn’t been filming themselves making a drunken racket when a wild animal appears, when they tried to recount this story the morning after no one would’ve believed them. But the evidence is there in this footage: a wolf roaming the streets of London in plain sight. Foxes beware, you may have some [...]

Ernie from Dagenham, you are a scourge on the good drivers of the British Isles.

When you’re so fat the sea won’t even take you, you probably need to diet. But the thing is, no matter how hard the sea tries, it struggles to get rid of her. It can beach a whale, but not this chubby Snorlax.

There is a point at every party when the drunk crying girl in the bathroom, who’s had too much Sambuca and smoked one joint too many, needs to hear Dumbledore. And this is that point.

Right after this he went and spat in the face of God.

The game where you stumble about spilling beer down women’s cleavages before your wife drags you away as you scream, “I’ll SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!!” and quote random song titles, before kicking over the BBQ, setting the cat on fire and pissing in the punch bowl. Good times.