Posts Tagged ‘crazy’

And this is why drugs are bad, kids.

Mushrooms? Flowers? No, it’s all about the AXE.

You’re probably thinking, how the hell did the wind carry his massive testicles that high?

The fucking goddamn Japanese. They can’t even do a milk advert without doing backflips down the street and crawling about like a fucking crab. But that’s why we love them.

Cackling like a witch on laughing gas, this is what those terribly uncouth natives got up to before the British brought them civilisation masked in tiffin breaks and the bloody slaughter of their families.

I’ll see your Japan and I’ll raise it these guys. Oh, what’s that Japan? Huh? That’s what I thought, nothing. You’ve got nothing to come back with, have you? Best go team up with those crazy Scandinavians and then we’ll see who wins the internet.

You like to laugh, right? Ha! Course you do, who doesn’t? And you like your girlfriend too, yeah? But sometimes you act all selfish and stuff when her time of the month comes.
Yeah, we all do it. Well how’s about trying to understand her cycle and the day of reckoning, known as The Crazy Bear, [...]

This guy’s a role model to us all. Muttering about fried pig pussy with wild white hair, then posting footage of his insane ravings acting like everyone’s favourite perverted uncle up on YouTube for us all to see. Watch and learn.

And people think the internet’s crazy, by the looks of things it’s got a lot to learn. A lot to learn.

Who doesn’t want to see Nic Cage losing his shit. That’s what he does best, it’s why we all love the man. So here is a pure unadulterated four minutes of the guy, you guessed it, losing his shiz. A great way to start your day.