It comes to something when even a member of the animal kingdom has a smartphone and not only that but it knows how to use it.
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High end couture for mid-price people.
OK, take a monkey (or Glenn Beck, both are the same). No wait, take 5 Glenn Becks. OK. Now say they’re traveling along a road on a car that looks like a banana. Now approaching them in the opposite direction is The Banana Splits. Tell me, would Glenn Beck masturbate?
If only my god was Morgan Freeman, but I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And he’s a mean spirited pasta freak. I think we should build a giant golden shrine to Morgan in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Who’s with me?
If only social networking was about 70 years ago then the world needn’t have gone to war. It could’ve all been conducted as status updates.
Stick with it, it’s worth the weight…