http://www.muppetism.com Done anything dumb recently? Thu, 23 Feb 2012 02:27:08 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en If all chemistry was like this i'd be a lady-boy genius.... http://www.muppetism.com/2012/02/23/chemistry-lvl-gaga/ Now this is how you advertise a banana. http://www.muppetism.com/2012/02/22/pink-floyd-1970s-banana-commercial/ If the guy manhandling his severed foot didn't gross you out maybe this will? http://www.muppetism.com/2012/02/22/cockroach-birthing/ Cats, every day getting closer to world domination. Fear them! http://www.muppetism.com/2012/02/21/you-will-obey-me/ The new scars on the back of Obama's head are a sure sign that an alien has been implanted in there. And here is the undeniable proof! Behold the gates of Beelzebub's ass will soon pour scorn upon humanity! http://www.muppetism.com/2012/02/21/antichrist-obama/ Apprently this is totally legit. Sickbags on standby. http://www.muppetism.com/2012/02/21/leggy-brunette/ Honestly, I was expecting a lot more... http://www.muppetism.com/2012/02/20/every-face-punch-in-roadhouse/ OK, so this is actually telekinesis, not telepathy, but who's counting? http://www.muppetism.com/2012/02/20/telepathy-exists/ Just because the interwebs wasn't invented doesn't mean people didn't do weird sh#t! http://www.muppetism.com/2012/02/20/before-the-internet/ Makes Chucky look like a Carebear. http://www.muppetism.com/2012/02/17/creepy-singing-doll/ Call the search off, we've just found the coolest grandpa in the world ever. http://www.muppetism.com/2012/02/17/grandpa-smokes-weed-for-first-time/ And make the world a better place for us all... http://www.muppetism.com/2012/02/17/please-do-it-sherlock/ And so is getting naked and sticking your wang out the window. http://www.muppetism.com/2012/02/16/smoking-is-bad-for-you/ No sex before marriage, if you do it will lead to depression and your soul will be eaten by howling banshees. So stick to the virgin ladder to success. http://www.muppetism.com/2012/02/16/the-purity-bear-dinner-date/ It's a beautiful day out there, don't be a dick and screw it up! http://www.muppetism.com/2012/02/16/i-love-it-when-the-sun-comes-out/ Beyonce didn't have the greatest music video of all time. This chick did. http://www.muppetism.com/2012/02/15/orphic-oxtra-music-video-perfection/