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Makes Chucky look like a Carebear.

Whoever made this commecial is a comedy genius.

I bet they all know how an oxbow lake is formed though.

Let’s face it, insurance premiums suck already, so we definitely don’t need jerks jacking the rates up even more by staging fake accidents or submitting bogus claims. But who says insurance claims can’t be fun? The folks at Spencers Solicitors, who help innocent victims of genuine claims get compensated, created this fun little game called [...]

An epic saga of trainers, justice, snivelling, pride, value judgements and sibling rivalry.

Believe it or not these two are speaking English. I like how they bleeped out the swears anyway, just in case.

It’s like Scalextric but with liquid nitrogen filled cars and banging techno.

Yay! He’s coming to save our souls! Or swallow them. It depends what he thinks of you.

You can find some intriguing stuff posted online–take for instance this video I stumbled upon. What starts off as a normal scene where a group of friends are setting off some fireworks, suddenly takes a turn for the gruesome. When one of them stumbles upon the mutilated remains of some animal and no idea what [...]

Look at it, it’s a goat making silly “WAAAAAA!” noises. Get it on the goddamn payroll, he’s going to be a star.

Chav Pigeon is throwing chips at old people and drinking alcopops down your local park. No doubt he’ll get his girlfriend pregnant and abuse you outside Tescos.

It’s a cat. It’s playing chess. That is all.

And this, ladies, gentlemen, and Republicans, is what makes the internet so great. Sarah Palin’s “libel blood” speech, minus the speech, and just her breath instead.

Holy mother of all that is right and good in this sick, rotten world. What ungodly, cursed fresh voodoo hell is this? It’s like the devil took a shit and turned it into a film. That’s how fresh it is. Bad times.

This is what you’ve been looking for without actually knowing it, the one and only 7th-dan black belt reincarnated Buddhist badass singing reggae, sounding ridiculous and saying the word poonani. Your life is now complete.

Those right-wing Conservatives, they’re a fun bunch aren’t they. Obama’s a Nazi, Bush was the Messiah, the earth is flat, Jesus loves you, Europe’s full of Communists. Crazy fools. But without them who would be fighting for regressive attitudes and standing up for our rights to be idiots?