Posts under ‘Religon’

Hilarious heresy. Advertising at it’s finest.

It’s the Devil’s harvest, son. No good will come of it.

Can you disprove god? Well, if god did exist surely he would’ve smited this guy from the earth.

Words vs bullets - who’s going to win? Well when they’re flying out of two guys’ mouths then probably the words, at least according to this world-wide appeal for ‘International alert’. These two might want to take a closer look at their diet, whatever it is they’re eating is causing some strange symptoms. Thank god [...]

We need to go deeper. The casserole dish needs to be deeper, the imaginings of a life never lived are spilling out the sides…

As long as it’s teaching the kids that Columbus was discovered by America and Buzz Lightyear was the first man on Mars, then the social networking site is a force for good.

That is all.

Yes, it’s nearing the festive season of good will to yo momma. And you know what that means? Of course you do, we’ve been indoctrinated with it since year one. It means 4000 year Egyptian mummies with jingling fucking bells on their crotch playing “Carol Of The Bells”.

I don’t remember the part in the bible about lazer dinosaurs and unicorns and seizure-inducing graphics, but then I skimmed most of the bible and went straight for the good stuff: Revelation. If I’d have know there was going to be a chapter on neon Christian rave kids pilled up on techno I’d’ve paid more [...]

Wow, this is deep. Who made this movie? The dead soul of Kierkegaard? I reckon. It’s just something to think about, yeah. Imma gonna have to go lie down, my brain hurts just thinking about the contentious issues this mock-classroom has raised. Profound.

So, if you want to know how to spot an evil Satanist, you probably don’t want to watch this video, because it’s just full of absolute crap. And to think this was issued by the federal government, that’s what’s really scary, not make-believe Satanists raping our cats.

Militant atheists, they’re everywhere. Stuck in their own reality tunnel just like you and me. So what if someone believes in the Flying Spag Monster or King Kong or fairies living in their gums. Who gives a shit.

Everyone’s going on about what a ball ache that mosque at ground zero is, even though it’s like not at ground zero. I suppose something has to give people meaning in their lives, get behind a cause and start bitching about it, regardless of the facts, or something small and insignificant like, say, truth. Everything [...]

If only my god was Morgan Freeman, but I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And he’s a mean spirited pasta freak. I think we should build a giant golden shrine to Morgan in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Who’s with me?

So rock gods go to heaven too? I hope so. And what about food? Does food go to heaven? Like rice, does that go to heaven? Those god botherers certainly are a confusing bunch.

Make your own at Church sign maker.

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands [...]