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Everyone’s favourite zomromcom gets an abridged version. Basically he starts out starring in a sitcom called Spaced, makes a zombie movie, next thing you know he’s in Mission Impossible and the Star trek movie and BAM! The nerdy guy becomes a Hollywood actor. The end.

When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk Madison, Wisconsin.

It gets us all in the end. First it came for our pets, and we stood aside and watched. Then it came for our children and we let it consume them. Now it’s come for our voters. To the battle stations!!

Let’s hope this gets taught in schools.

As long as it’s teaching the kids that Columbus was discovered by America and Buzz Lightyear was the first man on Mars, then the social networking site is a force for good.

In case you’ve been living inside a video-game fighting an evil incarnation of your dad, a little thing called the WikiLeaks cables have been exposing the corruption and inadequacies of the governments of the world. Here it is, kind of summed up in a comic.

That is all.

This reporter should get a Pulitzer, he’s found a real Irishman to discuss the intricacies of what happened to the Irish economy. And basically the Irishman swears a lot, those fucking wanker bankers!! To be sure.

Look away now if offensive language, well, offends you. It’s probably too late because you’ve read that title. Never mind. I’ll see you on the decaying urban streets, smashing up a Tesco shop front. Viva la revulsion!

Wow, this is deep. Who made this movie? The dead soul of Kierkegaard? I reckon. It’s just something to think about, yeah. Imma gonna have to go lie down, my brain hurts just thinking about the contentious issues this mock-classroom has raised. Profound.

The student anarchists took to the streets this week in London, and fucked some shit up. While there’s cries of alarm and fury coming from the ruling elite, it was a show of anger that shook them up and made the world take notice. That’s not to say that these kids’ parents taxes won’t go [...]

It’s that time of year again where men around the world abandon all shame and set about grooming a ‘tache to raise awareness of prostrate cancer. And now the time-honoured art of the ‘tache meets the modern phenomenon of Twitter.
Upload daily shots of your wonderful whiskers to Twitter using twitpic, yfrog or img.ly, with the [...]

Witchcraft, lurid nights, backstabbing, lies, sex, video tapes, marches to restore/rebuke sanity. It’s all there in the midterm elections, in the red corner Obama and an administration who’re hated; in the blue corner teabagging tea party members and the crazies who’re so paranoid, it seems their own paranoia is out to get them.

So, that spending review from the Tories has caused quite a sensation. That end of space-time? The death of future? Who knows, so if you are a little confused by what’s going on, have a listen to this little ditty and you may become enlightened. Basically, we’re all fucked.

Militant atheists, they’re everywhere. Stuck in their own reality tunnel just like you and me. So what if someone believes in the Flying Spag Monster or King Kong or fairies living in their gums. Who gives a shit.

This is what you’ve been looking for without actually knowing it, the one and only 7th-dan black belt reincarnated Buddhist badass singing reggae, sounding ridiculous and saying the word poonani. Your life is now complete.