Posts under ‘Ladies’

This woman sure does like showing and rapping about her vajayjay. But who can blame her. Keep up the good work.

When you’re out of your tree on chemicals, this is exactly the sort of tripped out crazies you need to entertainment you. Ballet dancers + acid = fuck yeah.

If you had a chance to choose some poignant words that would act as a label for yourself and your life, what would you choose? It’s not as easy as you might think. It’s almost like writing an epitaph for the life you are still living. Take these people for example, living along the most [...]

High end couture for mid-price people.

Making it in the music biz is fraught with ups and downs, it’s the kind of career that you’ll need skin as thick as Cee-Lo’s waist band to survive. But if you do decide to head down this treacherous path, then hope that your rise to meteoric super stardom is swift and successful. Like these [...]

This year Wimbledon 2011 is going to be a little bit special, For the first time in 125 years the greatest tennis action from the Championships will be aired live - in 3D - at cinemas all across the globe. Never before has it been possible to have such an immersive tennis experience, it will [...]

Beware the lemon whore, lurking beneath the lemon tree in her see-thru swimsuit, stealing all your lovely lemons. Beware…

It’d be great to see a contest between the Scandinavians and the Japanese to see who could out-weird the other. It could be an annual contest that we could film and broadcast to the world. Something to cheer us all up.

It looks like the animated world of Futurama was right with regards to celebrities of the future being preserved as disembodied heads in jars, so they can live on and stay famous for eternity, or until someone drops them. It seems in the future the undead, taut-faced form of Joan Rivers will be still be [...]

If there’s one question that’s balancing in restless anticipation on the very tip of everyone’s tongues it’s: What next for reality TV? Well, you’ll be glad to know it involves killer dolphins, bimbos, drag queens, space, love, hate, weight loss, and a bunch of other crazy stuff that will blow your skull wide open. The [...]

Interesting story bro. So, this women doesn’t seem desperate at all, she’s just waiting for that fax Ryan. So, where’s the fax, huh Ryan? No doubt he headed on down to Jamba Juice as soon as this message was over. She’s a keeper Ryan.

You like to laugh, right? Ha! Course you do, who doesn’t? And you like your girlfriend too, yeah? But sometimes you act all selfish and stuff when her time of the month comes.
Yeah, we all do it. Well how’s about trying to understand her cycle and the day of reckoning, known as The Crazy Bear, [...]

Navi, a trusted fairy comrade of Link, gone on many an adventure with him. Floating by his side, fighting with him , they become an unstoppable heroic team. But, secretly, she’s been wanting a little more than epic battles. She’s wanted to have a bit of Link’s purple-headed weapon.

So why does Smoke hide behind those trees? Well, it’s so he can perv on the hot babes fighting in their skimpy clothes. Fappity fap fap fap fap.

The recession can be tough on rural communities. The farmers especially. Lots of them are out of work and desperate for any kind of job. Which is why this farmer’s son shouldn’t be so upset that he’s become a human trough at the whim of a naked seductress.

Snakes. Slithering, slimy, er, snaky. If it eats its own tail then that is one self-aware snake. Otherwise they’re just pretty badass, like dragons who’ve had their legs chopped off and their wings clipped for being too cool. That’s the scientific definition anyway.