Posts under ‘cars’

It looks so unrealistic to be taken seriously

I’ve not seen it, but this is how I imagine it. Except not as coherent.

I’d rather watch a film about this kind of race…

It’s just like it’s happening in your front room!

Day 3: Humans still don’t realize i am automobile.

This is a seriously mean trick to play on your wife…

“Shall we stop for him?”
“No. F#ck that guy. He’s retarded.”

Not much bite but one hell of a bark.

Music fail? Sounds like a win to me!

Street racer isn’t just the name of some 90’s video game that combines the fine arts of go karting and violence.

Every apocalypse needs a good song, hamsters, a crap car….and plenty of death.

Detroit, it’s a place famous for a few things, but mostly for producing plenty of automobiles and also that guy who starred in that movie, 8 Mile. And while Mr Marshall Bruce Mathers III and the Motor City have both had to endure their fair share of hardships and upsets, it didn’t stop them from [...]

Make sure you smoke something intoxicating and illegal before watching this one.

Jules and Vincent should never, ever get into a staring competition. They’re lucky the world didn’t eat itself.

Sometimes it doesn’t matter how you get to Mr Dunton’s math class, it just matters that you got there at all.

This would be a road test to end all road tests, saving the world from the devastation wrought by an out of control weather machine. If a car can save the world from the impending apocalypse then that certainly beats being able to take a corner at 60mph. It’s like the mutant motorized bastard offspring [...]