VUVUZELA! (A Song By Dan Bull)

So, the vuvuzela, a contentious issue, the Marmite factor of the World Cup, you love it or hate it. Personally, I’d rather hear the distraught cries of starving orphans and the squelch of kittens being crushed by frightened elephants, but I suppose if you were to defend them they bring instant atmosphere. Dan Bull doesn’t like them.