Muppetism

Slow Motion Video of Lightning Flash

Kevin Holmes — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 14:27:17 +0000

Nature’s cool, yo. And to prove it here’s less than a second’s worth of lightning bolts over Rapid City, SD, shot at 9000 FPS. Like, whoah.

Sad Keanu 2.0

Kevin Holmes — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 14:25:26 +0000

And speaking of whoah, Sad Keanu’s back.

Dancing Pigeons - Ritalin

Kevin Holmes — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:21:54 +0000

An awesome music video answers that, ahem, burning question of what would happen if you brought a fire extinguisher to a flame thrower fight. The answer? Well watch and find out.

Basil Marceaux: The Next Governor of Tennessee

Kevin Holmes — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:18:58 +0000

Wow. Just look at this guy, he looks like he crawled out from under 10,000 years ago in the evolutionary rung. In fact he looks like he’s just oozed out from the primordial soup half formed, and dripping with idiocy. Let’s vote him in.

Pop Moonwalk’s Walmart

Kevin Holmes — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:22:59 +0000

The only thing missing in this video is the voice of the King of Pop himself. Yeehee! From now whenever I nip down the grocery store for my quart of bourbon I’m moonwalking all the way there, and all the way around the place too. Shamoan.

What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Kevin Holmes — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 14:29:41 +0000

Treat this man’s words like the words of God. But not Morgan Freeman.

Look At Your God…

Kevin Holmes — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 14:26:42 +0000

If only my god was Morgan Freeman, but I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And he’s a mean spirited pasta freak. I think we should build a giant golden shrine to Morgan in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Who’s with me?

World Record 20 Parrot Tricks in 2 Minutes

Kevin Holmes — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 14:53:47 +0000

Now this is an impressive parrot, look at all those neat tricks he can do. But can he make me a sammich? Can you Mr Senegal Parrot? Huh? No? Well then you are no fucking good to me. Except maybe as a sandwich filling.

Mel Calls the Old Spice Guy

Kevin Holmes — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 16:03:17 +0000

Now this is what the internet was invented for, not global communications or the sharing of information, or even trolling. But this, awesome satirical animations featuring cultural figures of the day.

Meneo - Birth of the Santa Nalga

Kevin Holmes — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 12:44:21 +0000

Oh man this is creepy. Ricky, she saw you Ricky, she saw you!!! Argh! This will stop anybody from taking Captain Picard to light speed. Christ it’ll probably put them off having sex, or even leaving the house. Be afraid.