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The only thing missing in this video is the voice of the King of Pop himself. Yeehee! From now whenever I nip down the grocery store for my quart of bourbon I’m moonwalking all the way there, and all the way around the place too. Shamoan.

Treat this man’s words like the words of God. But not Morgan Freeman.

If only my god was Morgan Freeman, but I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And he’s a mean spirited pasta freak. I think we should build a giant golden shrine to Morgan in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Who’s with me?

Now this is what the internet was invented for, not global communications or the sharing of information, or even trolling. But this, awesome satirical animations featuring cultural figures of the day.

Hello everybody, you are now talking like Dr. Nick!

Oh yeah, The Game.

So this is what happened to Paul the octopus, huh. Om nom.

You can imagine the sexual tension on the Enterprise. I bet you could cut it with a phaser.

So there I was minding my own outside the British seat of power, when I heard the distant but unmistakable roar of a Formula One motor. No? It can’t be! Holy crap I thought, and turned on my camera and there it was coming to a pit stop right on Parliament Square – The Red [...]

It’s time to hear the lamentation of the Arnie. Oh yes, Arnie’s breakthrough movie gets the musical treatment. But don’t worry, it’s still a story set in a mythical Hyborian Age of sword and saucery, with epic haircuts and Trees of Woe. Coming to a Broadway theatre near you soon. (Pretty please?)

One minute you’re annoying your better half at a restaurant table with your nonsensical chopstick tapping, the next you’re in a recording studio laying down the foundations for a game changing, fame giving album. This is the power of the chopstick, and this is its story.