Posts under ‘Nerdcore’

Did you see that animation about that AT-AT as a pet? Yeah? It was pretty awesome. However not as awesome as this. Yesterday we had dogs as superheroes and now a dog in a cardboard AT-AT costume. Who needs CGI when you have this kind of talent. And dog.

For when easy mode is just, well, too difficult. Yeah it might take the fun and challenge out of video-gaming but imagine how much of a winner you’d feel. Striding about declaring how you’d managed to complete every game from retro classic to Modern Warfare. If only.

You can imagine the sexual tension on the Enterprise. I bet you could cut it with a phaser.

So there I was minding my own outside the British seat of power, when I heard the distant but unmistakable roar of a Formula One motor. No? It can’t be! Holy crap I thought, and turned on my camera and there it was coming to a pit stop right on Parliament Square – The Red [...]

As if watching the real thing wasn’t damning enough, here’s all the dismal play (from the England team at least), from that harrowing game. Watching it in LEGO makes it all look rather cute and entertaining. Maybe in the next World Cup England could substitute their players for LEGO men? Just an idea for the [...]

Time paradoxes are the worst. First your future self turns up looking all cool and futuristic. Then you end up sleeping with your own mother before inadvertently starting the robot apocalypse by accidentally destroying a microwave. Jeez.

This is, like, soooo true. Except where’s the weeping profusely after fapping panel? Anyone? Hello…?
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So, the vuvuzela, a contentious issue, the Marmite factor of the World Cup, you love it or hate it. Personally, I’d rather hear the distraught cries of starving orphans and the squelch of kittens being crushed by frightened elephants, but I suppose if you were to defend them they bring instant atmosphere. Dan Bull doesn’t [...]

So Daft Punk, Snoop Dogg and David Beckham walk into the Mos Eisley Cantina, and this happens…Just check out Snoop wielding a lightsaber, that guy may have the death sentence on twelve systems, but Snoop smokes the chronic and sips on gin and juice. Fo’ rizzle dizzles.

You can always rely on Mario et al to help out in times of desperation, like the monstrous oil spill ogf the American coast. Go guys!