Posts under ‘Humor’

And speaking of whoah, Sad Keanu’s back.

An awesome music video answers that, ahem, burning question of what would happen if you brought a fire extinguisher to a flame thrower fight. The answer? Well watch and find out.

Wow. Just look at this guy, he looks like he crawled out from under 10,000 years ago in the evolutionary rung. In fact he looks like he’s just oozed out from the primordial soup half formed, and dripping with idiocy. Let’s vote him in.

The only thing missing in this video is the voice of the King of Pop himself. Yeehee! From now whenever I nip down the grocery store for my quart of bourbon I’m moonwalking all the way there, and all the way around the place too. Shamoan.

Treat this man’s words like the words of God. But not Morgan Freeman.

If only my god was Morgan Freeman, but I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And he’s a mean spirited pasta freak. I think we should build a giant golden shrine to Morgan in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Who’s with me?

Now this is an impressive parrot, look at all those neat tricks he can do. But can he make me a sammich? Can you Mr Senegal Parrot? Huh? No? Well then you are no fucking good to me. Except maybe as a sandwich filling.

Now this is what the internet was invented for, not global communications or the sharing of information, or even trolling. But this, awesome satirical animations featuring cultural figures of the day.

Oh man this is creepy. Ricky, she saw you Ricky, she saw you!!! Argh! This will stop anybody from taking Captain Picard to light speed. Christ it’ll probably put them off having sex, or even leaving the house. Be afraid.

Hello everybody, you are now talking like Dr. Nick!

Oh yeah, The Game.