Posts under ‘Movie-tastic’

And speaking of whoah, Sad Keanu’s back.

Treat this man’s words like the words of God. But not Morgan Freeman.

If only my god was Morgan Freeman, but I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And he’s a mean spirited pasta freak. I think we should build a giant golden shrine to Morgan in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Who’s with me?

So this is what happened to Paul the octopus, huh. Om nom.

What can you say about a movie like this? It’s epically awesome sauces.

Did you see that animation about that AT-AT as a pet? Yeah? It was pretty awesome. However not as awesome as this. Yesterday we had dogs as superheroes and now a dog in a cardboard AT-AT costume. Who needs CGI when you have this kind of talent. And dog.

Rule 34 in effect. 4chan delivers yet again when it comes to being a sick, mentally diseased degenerate. Bravo.

It’s time to hear the lamentation of the Arnie. Oh yes, Arnie’s breakthrough movie gets the musical treatment. But don’t worry, it’s still a story set in a mythical Hyborian Age of sword and saucery, with epic haircuts and Trees of Woe. Coming to a Broadway theatre near you soon. (Pretty please?)

So Daft Punk, Snoop Dogg and David Beckham walk into the Mos Eisley Cantina, and this happens…Just check out Snoop wielding a lightsaber, that guy may have the death sentence on twelve systems, but Snoop smokes the chronic and sips on gin and juice. Fo’ rizzle dizzles.

The Rock, what is wrong wrong him. Getting pwnd by blonde girls over the size of his schlong. Just give it up and go back to wrestling already.