Wow. Just look at this guy, he looks like he crawled out from under 10,000 years ago in the evolutionary rung. In fact he looks like he’s just oozed out from the primordial soup half formed, and dripping with idiocy. Let’s vote him in.
Posts under ‘Politics’
What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Treat this man’s words like the words of God. But not Morgan Freeman.
Meneo - Birth of the Santa Nalga
Oh man this is creepy. Ricky, she saw you Ricky, she saw you!!! Argh! This will stop anybody from taking Captain Picard to light speed. Christ it’ll probably put them off having sex, or even leaving the house. Be afraid.
Paul the Octopus’s Fate
So this is what happened to Paul the octopus, huh. Om nom.
Listen To Me, Barry!
I like the prez cos the prez smokes dope. No wait, that was Clinton, but he didn’t inhale. Make sure you inhale kids and you could be the next leader of your country, just like Obama. *inhales*
(via superpoop.com
Soccer - America’s Path To Socialism
I knew it, I knew soccer was the work of the devil. Christ, they don’t even wear pads and what sort of godless game ends in a draw? The game of Beelzebub, that’s what. First they came for our sports, and we did not speak out. Well they will not take our freedom, those communist [...]
BP Spills Coffee
If it wasn’t for the dependence on coffee that these executives are hooked on this disaster would never have happened. I blame the Queen of England for that poisonous slick of coffee over that beautiful table. Damn her eyes!
Lewis Black Exposes Glenn Beck’s ‘Nazi Tourette’s’
Well I knew there was something wrong with that pant-hooting baboon of a man, who likes nothing more than the hysteria of his own tormented voice screeching until his teeth shatter; his show is a pantomime of the his own crazed damaged mind, a carnival of the grotesque, a place where ignorant contempt and fragmented [...]
David Cameron Met a Black Man
Mr Cameron, a man who is a really a mere fragment, a reflected wisp of a man. A man who looks like he’s been carved out of ham and then polished with piss. A man who’s about as common as a one-legged unicorn who can fry an egg on its butt. If David was as [...]
Facebook WWII
If only social networking was about 70 years ago then the world needn’t have gone to war. It could’ve all been conducted as status updates.