Posts from ‘November, 2011’

This is what the beginning of the universe sounded like.

When he’s not busy saving the world’s indigenous tribes from annihilation, he’s shirtlessly playing a recorder while giving that “wide-eyed meth addict” look to camera.

Minecraft + Dan Bull = You want to watch this.

You know there’s going to be trouble when the Fuhrer finds out that Fenton has gone missing. Oh Jesus Christ.

This is an ode to that wrinkly sack of flesh that acts as a cradle to the boys, your hairy ballsack. Amen to that.

It’s so offensive I lost an eye.

If these people hadn’t been filming themselves making a drunken racket when a wild animal appears, when they tried to recount this story the morning after no one would’ve believed them. But the evidence is there in this footage: a wolf roaming the streets of London in plain sight. Foxes beware, you may have some [...]

Fenton, the herding dog, is already an internet legend. So let the memes commence!

Fenton In London
American werewolf in… FENTOOOOOON!

FENTON! Jesus Christ, FENTOOOOON!

Oh man. The last thing you want to discover while out giving your dog its daily walk is the bloodied carcass of another, less fortunate, canine. But that’s what this guy’s claiming he discovered on Clapham Common. Dog owners of Clapham unite! Take to the common and hunt down the diabolical beast, whatever it is, [...]

Open your puny human mind to the splendour of the cosmic travellers of the Apollo missions, and cry salty tears at Sagan’s sage-like, enunciated words.

Today’s gamers are mollycoddled, don’t even know they’re born–back in the D we didn’t get directions, we had to fend for ourselves and play using only our imaginary computers.

WTF!?! David Attenborough, are you seeing this? When did wolves stop becoming the most timid things in the animal kingdom and start hanging out in urban areas of London, while fireworks were lighting up the sky and scaring every other creature in the vicinity? Either they’re getting a lot braver or it’s a very clever [...]

Can you disprove god? Well, if god did exist surely he would’ve smited this guy from the earth.

Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like this. Well what he would say if he’d read the script.

This video quickly goes from hilarious to creepy in a matter of minutes. Two girls are messing around and having some lulz miming along to the Pussycat Dolls, then all of a sudden we enter pant-staining territory as the back garden starts going all horror movie. Trees start moving, bikes start falling over, something’s out [...]