Posts from ‘May, 2011’

If you love listening to live music, there’s really no better place to do that than in a field in the British countryside. But as ever with Glastonbury there’s so much going on, it’s difficult to know what to do with yourself. Which is where this handy app comes in. Featuring customisable line-up, interactive map, [...]

There’s some internet cultural nod to Trololololo guy here, but filtered through the degenerate mind of someone who likes humping household furniture. Go figure.

The speech part of Chaplin’s classic “The Great Dictator” with “Time” by Hans Zimmer soundtracking it. You will cry salt tears.

OK, time for a 101 on how to go to the bathroom. You may mock him but he’s doing a public service, so listen to this man, heed his words, and don’t block up the pipes with a giant turd. He has a website too, in case you want more great tips.

This is kind of weird and disturbing but kind of amazing too. A moth flies into a spider’s web and then its day gets worse from there on in.

Loom from Polynoid on Vimeo.

If you want to robot-dance with a little orange ball then this is the way you do it.

The skeptic’s skeptic exposes those lying psychics. Which is fine. Until Cthulhu rises from the subterranean cosmic meta-worlds and swallows his soul.

Explaining the atomic structure using street gangs? Oh, science just got real.

It’d be great to see a contest between the Scandinavians and the Japanese to see who could out-weird the other. It could be an annual contest that we could film and broadcast to the world. Something to cheer us all up.

Who said grandmas are cute and sweet and smell of must? Not this grandma, she’s a techno demon screaming from the electric feel.

The title says it all. A Japanese advert that sounds like they’re saying “Supreme Vagina”. Something we can all get into.

When you’re so fat the sea won’t even take you, you probably need to diet. But the thing is, no matter how hard the sea tries, it struggles to get rid of her. It can beach a whale, but not this chubby Snorlax.

This has the aesthetic of a children’s book, but you wouldn’t want your children reading a book as trippy and all out weirdcore as this.

The sons of evil meat-slaying demons from planet Beef birth a meat baby from a dead bird. Washed down with some breast milk Jack Daniels. M’mmm.

Not sure what this guy had for dinner the night before, but whatever it was it’s given him some good propulsion. He might want to stay away from dodgy take aways in future.

Any explanation of this mind-bomb of a video won’t do it justice, so here’s the YouTube description which makes just as much sense as the video. “Munamiehen Pomppufiilis -kappaleen virallinen musiikkivideo. Munamiehen maailma -albumi kaupoissa”. Japan, you have competition.