You know those times when your heart just feels like it’s pumping too much, you just want to clog it up a bit with transfats. Show that healthy hunk of life-giving organ who’s boss. A time like that calls for a sandwich stack so epic, even Scooby and Raggy would look at it with goggle-eyed horror, leap in the air — legs flapping a gravity-defying few inches from the floor — and scram. Yoinks! Not these guys though.