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Posts on ‘March 15th, 2010’

Chuck Norris - AKA Ned Flanders the Bible Thumper

Oh. Dear. So it’s legal to teach kids what amounts to nursery rhymes as truth? F#ck, why don’t we teach kids that a giant green panda with candy eyes and arms made from love created the universe by sh#tting marshmallows and fluffy clouds out of its butt.
No Chuck, NO! Somebody set a godless Satanic [...]