Posts from ‘March, 2010’

It was a time for sequels, it was a time for plagiarism, it was time for Avatar 2. This looks epic.

This kid’s already trolling at 8 years old. There’s hope for humanity yet.

It’s official, we’re all a bunch of ronnery, incestuous, unedumacated randy freaks - at least according to the Google. Sweet.

This woman is Geraldine Brezca, 2nd assistant camera or clapper loader, and known by Quentin Tarantino as his Camera Angel. And she is awesome.

This is some sound advice. Whatever you do don’t barricade yourself against a nest of wasps by stacking up cans of soft drink. They love that shit, like a red rag to a bull.

This is an interesting short film by Ramin Bahrani, about a plastic bag and its epic journey across the barren landscapes of America searching for its maker. But this isn’t just any plastic bag, not like the ones that douche from American Beauty was filming. No, this plastic bag has the voice of filmmaker Werner [...]

This is your SpongeBob, and this is your SpongeBob on drugs. And there’s not a fried egg in sight.
Personally, I can’t tell the difference.

Louis Armstrong is a great musician and What A Wonderful World is a classic, but I can’t help thinking it could use a little something. You know? Like some growling vocals, high-speed tempo changes and distorted guitars that sound like Satan farting. Which is just what this band, The Markness, have done. DEVIL HORN!!!!!!

It’s just a bipedal mutt, nothing to worry about - only the collective collapse of our minds. I mean, Snoopy did it and no one ran screaming into the night then.
If countries were drugs, Japan would be ketamine injected into your adrenal glands. This is the only advert I’ve seen where I’ve suffered a [...]

Modern day Islamic terrorism involves eating sim cards, Pakistan, TMNTs, blowing up internet and no “tramp up a mountain”. At least according to Christ Morris’s first feature. Have your cake and eat it.

Choose your team, choose your opponent, puff up your chest, catch the ball and run for it! Charge yourself up and knock down as many opponents as you can while avoiding others.
Get a high score to win some awesome prizes

4chan claims another sucker. When will they learn…

This is what half the military budget goes on, I reckon.

Er…yo! Mr Truck Driver you seem to have a little something stuck on your grill. Oh no it’s OK, it’s just a Renault Clio. WTF!?

Forgive and forget? Not this Jesus. Not in this lifetime. The Son of God is pissed off, biblically, and he wants blood. Christianity just got uglier.

Oh. Dear. So it’s legal to teach kids what amounts to nursery rhymes as truth? F#ck, why don’t we teach kids that a giant green panda with candy eyes and arms made from love created the universe by sh#tting marshmallows and fluffy clouds out of its butt.
No Chuck, NO! Somebody set a godless Satanic [...]