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The Dropped-Food Chart

We all do it, you greedily go to spoon some food into your mouth and - curses! - it’s fallen off and landed on the floor. Your mind struggles, “What’s the rule?? How long have I got. No time to think, just grab it!” And you quickly scoop it up and swallow, but are left dazed, sweating, flustered.

Well that sort of desperate panic will be a thing of the past now you have this handy chart.

(via blogs.sfweekly.com)