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Posts from ‘January, 2010’

The Seven Ages of Man’s Waist

The high point of this chart is Simon Cowell’s natural waist.

(via bbc.co.uk)

iPad vs. Maxipad

And the winner is…

Dante’s Internet

“In the middle of the journey of our life
I found myself in a dark wood,
for the straight way was lost.”
Sounds like he ended up at 4chan.

There’s a special place in hell for the sinners of the intertubes.

The Internet: The Picture

Look everybody…THE INTERNET!
Epic picture is epic.

Katt Williams Weed Remix Feat. DJ Steve Porter

One good thing about the recession? Plenty more time to sit at home and smoke weed. If you’re jobless, throw that spliff in the air and wave it like you just don’t care!
If you can be bothered that is.

Mario’s Sex Tape

Here’s Mario and Princess Peaches getting it on, it’s kind of NSFW.
Don’t be disturbed, just look at the facts: Mario’s a plumber, and he has a porn star moustache - this tape was inevitable.

The Birds and the Bees…and the Pens

Bringing a whole new meaning to penetrative sex…

What A Drag

Stick with it, it’s worth the weight…

Surro-dates

Looking for the perfect partner but don’t have the patience (or social skills) to find one? Fear not because Virtual Self Industries have created a handy application, matching you with your ideal partner, be they be blonde, brunette, active or inert.

Dante’s Inferno

Battle your way through 9 circles of hell, as Dante - a knight from the Third Crusade skilled in weaponry who carries a scythe stolen from Death himself. Devastate the demonic hordes and rescue your beloved Beatrice from the clutches of Lucifer.

Avoid Scary Surprises - WTF!?!

When driving around in the countryside the last thing you want to happen is to find out you bought you vehicle from a complete joker. The only way to find out whats wrong when you break down is look under the hood, it might not be what you expected - OMG!

WITI TV-6 News: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

It’s like a real-life Anchorman crossed with an 80s TV show intro. Maybe this was Street Hawk’s day job.


Now go fuck yourself San Diego.

The Dropped-Food Chart

We all do it, you greedily go to spoon some food into your mouth and - curses! - it’s fallen off and landed on the floor. Your mind struggles, “What’s the rule?? How long have I got. No time to think, just grab it!” And you quickly scoop it up and swallow, but are left [...]

A Remi Gaillard Retrospective 1999-2009

Featuring some of man’s finest achievements of the last ten years, all ze classics are here.
This man could out-prank the internet if he wanted to. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that exsitence itself is down to a mischievous pact between Remi and the Devil.
Here’s to another 10 years of the man. Release [...]

Manwich

Truly, this is the breakfast of champions. Om nom on.

Cursor Disco

Go on, join in. You know you want to (click on image to boogie).

28 Drinks Later

More terrifying than a thousand flesh-hungry zombies coming to wear your organs like fashion accessories and neck flaming shots of your blood: 28 Drinks Later is a brilliant film short by Nicholaus Goossen.
So be careful to only have “just the one” or this could be humanity’s fate. This time we drink to forget.
[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/pytYua_t-Ww" [...]

I’m On A Mac (Featuring PC-Pain)

There are many great conflicts in this troubled world of ours, and then there’s the PC vs. Mac debate. Guaranteed to ignite the most fiery of fuses in the heart of many a geek. If you’re a PC fan, look away now.
The Pantless Knights sing (or rather rap) the Mac’s praises, to the tune [...]

Obama vs. the Russian Mafia

I’m ashamed to say I’ve got nothing to write but LOL.

LOL.
(via superpoop.com)

The King of Time

In the kingdom of digital time, 3:13 is king.