Posts from ‘January, 2010’

The high point of this chart is Simon Cowell’s natural waist.

(via bbc.co.uk)

And the winner is…

“In the middle of the journey of our life
I found myself in a dark wood,
for the straight way was lost.”
Sounds like he ended up at 4chan.

There’s a special place in hell for the sinners of the intertubes.

Look everybody…THE INTERNET!
Epic picture is epic.

One good thing about the recession? Plenty more time to sit at home and smoke weed. If you’re jobless, throw that spliff in the air and wave it like you just don’t care!
If you can be bothered that is.

Here’s Mario and Princess Peaches getting it on, it’s kind of NSFW.
Don’t be disturbed, just look at the facts: Mario’s a plumber, and he has a porn star moustache - this tape was inevitable.

Bringing a whole new meaning to penetrative sex…

Stick with it, it’s worth the weight…

Looking for the perfect partner but don’t have the patience (or social skills) to find one? Fear not because Virtual Self Industries have created a handy application, matching you with your ideal partner, be they be blonde, brunette, active or inert.

Battle your way through 9 circles of hell, as Dante - a knight from the Third Crusade skilled in weaponry who carries a scythe stolen from Death himself. Devastate the demonic hordes and rescue your beloved Beatrice from the clutches of Lucifer.

When driving around in the countryside the last thing you want to happen is to find out you bought you vehicle from a complete joker. The only way to find out whats wrong when you break down is look under the hood, it might not be what you expected - OMG!

It’s like a real-life Anchorman crossed with an 80s TV show intro. Maybe this was Street Hawk’s day job.

We all do it, you greedily go to spoon some food into your mouth and - curses! - it’s fallen off and landed on the floor. Your mind struggles, “What’s the rule?? How long have I got. No time to think, just grab it!” And you quickly scoop it up and swallow, but are left [...]

Featuring some of man’s finest achievements of the last ten years, all ze classics are here.
This man could out-prank the internet if he wanted to. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that exsitence itself is down to a mischievous pact between Remi and the Devil.
Here’s to another 10 years of the man. Release [...]

Truly, this is the breakfast of champions. Om nom on.

Go on, join in. You know you want to (click on image to boogie).